candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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(via ruinedchildhood)

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

(via dutchster)

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j5h, via ruinedchildhood)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via tyleroakley)

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp, via dutchster)

(Source: officialcocaine, via wawaqueen)

guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

(via seriously-youknow)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via wawaqueen)

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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(Source: meladoodle, via wawaqueen)